an update with haikus

So it's been a while since I've bloggered. Oops.

What? There's an entire month between October and December? I had no idea. Never mind that Brosef was born in this nonexistent month.

Also I was very busy with school. In that month. That I just claimed didn't exist. Or maybe I wasn't busy at all? Who knows. No, really. I'm just confusing myself now.

Want to know what I've been up to?

Read all about it in the following haikus! Ooohhhhh. Ahhhhhhh.

New York City, yay!

Hey, Bea and James were there too!

Ate the best donuts

(I also saw life sized statues of animals doing it with Ama, but it didn't fit properly in the Haiku. Dang.)

Wrapped in plastic wrap

What, oh, what could it be for?

Sorry--can't tell you

And then this happened

I ran for student council

Best posters ever?

Oh, new day planner

Colour coded perfection

Me love you long time

Dry ice all the time.

Way too cool for a haiku.

See what I did there?

Cookies with Brandy!

Yes, that one says vagina.

Are you cool as ice?

Billy Dee Williams

Lounges a whole fucking lot 

Get off my keyboard.

And there you have it. I think I probably did some more stuff in there. Somewhere. I will leave you with this glorious image that I created:

Don't forget to eat your veggies, kids. If you don't, they might go all Master & Commander on your ass. I don't even know what that movie is about, so that reference might not even be applicable. That's okay. I do what I want. Haters gon' hate.